Glad sophomore year of college didn’t involve me losing my virginity on a rock like sophomore year of high school did

I’m going to create my own three credit course and it’s going to be called “How to Take Care of Yourself and Not Get Sick During Finals/Midterms and How to Talk to Professors Without Being Rude or Sounding Stupid 101”

People complain about weird things.

Why did I opt to get my period this month? Shoulda skipped